I really, really have never laughed so hard, while in the Mudcat, as I did at this! SPAW YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF! This...This will go down in Mudcat history as one of the very best, very funniest of all postings.

BTW, did the chicken have a navel to contemplate? Maybe it crossed because it wanted to peck at the nice shiny quartz crystals that were strewn about? Or, maybe its cosmic master told it to, thereby saving it from being roadkill when that 2 ton tanker truck full of chickenshit came careening around the corner, on the wrong side of the road, so close to the road-crossing chicken it could feel the breeze up its arse! Then, again, perhaps in a past life it lived in the UK and so was used to walking on the opposite side than it did in this lifetime in the US (this chicken IS in the US, right? I am being hemicentric here, Sorry!) Either way, I am sure it did the best it knew how to, at the time and asked to be guided to do that which was for the highest good of all concerned, and...gave thanks that it was so!

katstilllaughinghysterically!