Here's a follow-up on a Maine experience with Martha that I mentioned above. In today's Portland Press Herald there's an article about the Bar Harbor "limousine driver whose close encounter with Stewart went sour" who organized a "conviction party" at the Holiday Inn in Ellsworth.

"The malicious merriment at the expense of the diva of design was organized by Richard Anderson, who, as Stewart fans and foes will recall, made fast enemies with Stewart in August 2000. Anderson, a limousine driver, claims Stewart held him captive in her driveway (blocking his escape with her SUV) when he and the six-women bachelorette party he was chauffering made a wrong turn in Stewart's swanky Seal Harbor neighborhood...'It's her attitude,' said Anderson. 'She thinks she's different than everybody else. She thinks she's better than everybody else. She's not very well-liked up this way.'"

There's probably enough good lines in this story for some more verses, TTR.

Do you suppose she will ever express remorse for her actions, which as a former stockbroker she should have known were illegal? No doubt she is remorseful that she was caught and convicted but that is not the same thing.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble