Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation.
   "You are all part of our team now, said the Human Resources Rep during the orientation briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
   The cannibals promised to behave.
   But four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
   The cannibals all shook their heads, denying they knew anything about it.
   After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Okay, which one of you idiots ate her?"
   A hand was raised hesitantly.
   "You fool!" the leader hissed. "This was a sweet deal. For weeks we've been eating Middle Management and no one noticed anything. But you had to blow things and take a secretary..."