Our household does not have a TV. We haven't had one for about five years. As a result we are receiving increasingly frequent and threatening letters, the last hand delivered this morning, telling us we are in effect criminals for not having a licence.

Each time we return these missives saying there is no TV on the premises. They obviously refuse to believe us.

Any one else having this problem? Any suggestions as to what we should sing to the thick bastards when they come knocking on the door so they finally get the message?

SM