The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #67624   Message #1130830
Posted By: Bobert
07-Mar-04 - 09:33 AM
Thread Name: BS: Deer.....
Subject: BS: Deer.....
Well, gol danged...

What's with all these danged deer, anyway. They're everywere you look. At the turn of the century there were only about 50,000 of the critters left. Hey, that's plenty, as far as I'm concerned. Now there's 50,000 per acre and there're populatin' faster than cockroachs in a South Richmond hosing project... Every day I drive to Leesburg, I see at least two dead ones on the side of the road and a pack/flock/bunch of the idiots lined up waiting their turn at *Rt 9 Roulette*.....

Then I come home and look out at the gardens that I spend so much money and time on and they're munching away on Rhodo buds that I've sprayed Bobex/DeerOff/LiquidFence on like they are popcorn at an afternoon kids matinee'...

Hey, I like Bambi as much as the next deer hater but, hey, why do we have to have one for every danged man, woman and child????...

Like I said, 50,000 is plenty...

Deer rant over...

Bobert