The only perversion I see in the whole gay issue is in those who want to discuss -- and make decisions based on -- what other people are doing in bed. It's really kind of sick. I'm talking to you, Cruiser. You're a sick puppy, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

How 'bout this, Cruiser? If it's OK for you to talk about what other people do in bed, it must be OK for us to talk about what you do in bed. I'll pretend to be as sick as you for a minute. Are you married? Do you like to go down on your partner? Does she moan when you do? Do you do it face to face, or doggie style? Does she ever get on top? Do you ever put it in her mouth? Do you come in her mouth??!? Have you ever tied her up, or has she ever tied you up? What about "sexy" clothes? What's your favorite style of negligee? What's your wife's name? Is she as perverted as you? Do either of you have jobs where you come into contact with children? Do the parents of those children know how sick you are?

Please share with us the intimate details of your bedroom so we can try to understand the sick perversion you are advocating and participating in here.

John Peekstok