OK, I'm lost. When did licenses happen? I live in Alberta. If you have a TV (I don't) you have a TV. I missed a few years of reality, so fill me in. Last I knew, you bought or stole one, plugged it in and watched it.

Maybe this is why I don't see too many programs. I opened the door on the TV and there was nothing inside. Just an empty space of about 1 1/2 cubic feet. I'd bought it second hand, and you'll find this hard to believe: someone had left what looked like pizza sauce inside it; it almost seemed baked on. Had a heckuva time getting it cleaned. Who the hell leaves pizza sauce in a television? Neat machine, otherwise. So, for this I need a license? The damn thing doesn't work! Stage Manager, tell the license people to come see me. I'll show them where to plug it in.

Oh, yeah. Anyone know how to get it to stop making that damned dinging sound? It happens when I set the timer to an hour so I can view Reality TV.When the hour's up, the friggin' thing keeps going "Ding! Ding! Ding!" I think I'll write to the manufacturer (some company called Danby) and complain. I'll let you know what happens.