Hi McGrath,

You're applying your usual logic and common sense to this situation. But if you've not gone through this let me tell you are most definitely presumed guilty until proved innocent. Personal lifestyle choices do not come into it.

The hand delivered letter that arrived this morning indicated that they had had the detector outside the house but hadn't been able to detect a signal, ON THIS OCCASION. But I'd better get a licence as they were going to be back.....sometime.

It seems not to have to ocurred to them that we might actually be telling the truth when we repeatedly tell them that we don't have TV.

Hope they don't bang on the door tonight as I'll be denied the pleasure of saying I told you so! I'll be at Breezy's spotlight club singing folk songs.

Perhaps should I leave a note and tell them to bring their bloody van round to the 'Legion and see what they effing well detect there?

SM