I guess the fundamentalists will win this one no matter what. Why? Because everyone would rather talk about sex.

Since no one is doing a better job of defeating Dumbya in November than Dumbya himself, I congratulate Karl Rove on coming up with gay sex as an election issue.

Constitutional amendment? The economy? Unemployment up 33%? The war in where?

Who gives a flying fuck. Let's talk about the REAL issues, like men who prefer fucking men in the ass, men who prefer fucking women's vaginas, men who prefer fucking women's asses, and men who have no preference, and will fuck just about anything.

In fact, let's just make the election about why and how men like to fuck.

That will get Bush out.