GUEST, Clint Keller,

Sorry, buddy, but I have to set the record straight. We were attacked by flying monkeys in 1968. Saw it with my own eyes. Bananas everywhere. Was after a three week New Year's Eve party. Can you believe that? A monkey attack in February? Sorry again. Must have been a foru week party. You're right about the California thing. Hey, don't feel bad. Batting five hundred is more than respectable.