H P Lovecraft: To escape from the nameless eldritch horror that slithered behind the walls every night ...

Andy Williams: There is no other side - not now, not ever, never!

Jack the ripper: Dear Boss, I enclose a chickem leg. T'other one I fried and ate. It was delicious.

Tommy Cooper: Chicken - road; road - chicken. Just like that!

Alfred, Lord Tennyson: Pass, pass, pass across thy cold, grey road, O fowl ...

Ogden Nash 'Pass, pass, pass across thy cold, grey road, O fowl', wrote the poet, And the fowl obligingly passed, passed, passed; Which, seeing as the poet was Alfred, Lord Tennyson, was no surprise, Whereas if it had been me, I would probably have breathed my last.

Sir Isaac Newton: A chicken will continue at rest or to move in a straight line until acted upon by a force.

Stephen Hawking: When we know that, we will know the mind of God.