Q, I thought that last line should have had the "ill" rhyme:
Covered in mustard and served up hot with gray swill.
Just a thought.
Bill D: "The spammers are like ants, roaches, mice and other vermin...it's hard to devise a system to totally keep them out."
In the natural world, we don't have mice, roaches, crickets, or other vermin in our house (though they are in the environment) because we have tarantulas in the yard that hunt and dine on the others. Maybe there will be a comparable computer development to match this marvelous arachnid.