The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1132012
Posted By: Rustic Rebel
09-Mar-04 - 01:28 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I haven't had a ram in the ass in awhile, but what-ever turns your crank Bee.

I just want to talk about the effects of a full moon, and what it does to you physically. Myself, it turns me into a wild woman. I want to shed my...
Ha! you thought I would say clothes but... fears and inhibit the non-inhibitable. I watch the moon rise huge as a cantaloupe that has been over-ripened in the garden and I feel a desire to dance. To spread an exuberance of joy to the valley of my own under-ripened cantaloupe, that I come, just at the thought. It has nothing to do with being rammed mind you.
I watched the moon rise tonight, it was full and plump and orange as an expected harvest moon, in the middle of march and it said to me..
Oh! Woman! Dance!Be!joyful! Don't !let!life!burden!you!when!I!can!bring!you!a!joyful!dance! Let!your!hair!down!baby!and!we'll!have!a!natural!time!