So little red riding hood is setting out on the trail to grannies, and her dad stops her, says,"here, take this 45 to protect you from the dangers of the woods." So she's trippen' along the path and the big bad wolf jumps out and says," I am the big bad wolf and I'm taking what's in your basket", Little red riding hood whips out her 45 and says,"the hell you are, your going to eat me like the story says".