PP:

LOL!!!

Met a li'l girl on the waterfront with a bucket of fish, and she said they were Christian Red Herrings. They were just fingerlings, couldn't even open their eyes, just swimming around bumping in to the sides of the bucket, each other, and generally thrashing about...

I saw her again a couple of weeks later and she still had that same bucket of fish with her! They had grown some, and were swimming in neat circles, avoiding obstacles. This time, though, she said they were Scientology Red Herrings. I asked her why she had changed from calling the Christian Red Herrings, and she explained that that was before they had their eyes open.

But shortly after that, they all died.

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