From Ironic Times:

50% Believe We'll All Die in "Fiery Armageddon"
50% think other 50% is "nutty as a fruitcake."

Senate Panel to Consider Media Indecency Bill
Group of corrupt politicians hopes to cleanse nation's airwaves.

Another Branch of Human Ancestors Reported
Primitive hominids lived in what is now Ethiopia 5½ million years ago, or they never existed, depending on your high school science curriculum.

Survey: 58% of American Workers Want Better Jobs
But moving to India is just too expensive.

Pfizer Gives Up Testing Viagra on Women
"We couldn't even get to first base with them," says a spokesman.