Plop goes the tablet that gives the fizz,
It's that feel-better feeling,
That Alka Seltzer gives!

Or how about the old Pepsodent toothpaste commercial?

You'll wonder where the yellow went when yu brush your teeth with Pepsodent!

N E S T L E S, Nestle's makes the very best.....
Chocolate.....

Oh please, somebody give me a life!!(not a commercial, my own plea!)