Actually, I do perform "Pencil Thin Moustache" and "The Great Filling Station Holdup". It's the pirate/dope smuggler/beach bum songs that I can't relate to. And I was being facetious about JB only appealing to US coastal residents. There are Parrotheads everywhere. It just seems that the closer one gets to Jimmy's hometown of Gulf Shores, Alabama, the stronger his attraction is, and I'm only an hour's drive away from there.

Bruce