Don firth

You are the one who should worry about bodily functions as you are so old and decrepit that you are lucky that you still have any. by the way, American spell it as "shit." As in, eat shit.

dianavan,
well aren't you Miss natural? You just don't go for all of life's modern conveniences do you? I'll bet you don't bathe, either. Why waste water, huh?

guest, pdc
Your hero is obviously a copy machine.

guest,boring old fart:
Everyone who knows you agrees with your self description I'm sure.