Bob, does your friend that wrote the song have an mp3 of it available? My mother was telling her proctologist about the Colorectal song, and he'd never heard of it. I'm making him a CD and thought it would be fun to make a CD of a series of bum-related songs. Those lyrics are a riot. Do you think your friend would mind sharing the song? Thanks! :-)

(I found this site while seeking the mp3 of the surgeon song.)