to the tune of "Betsy from Pike"

"I'll tell you a story you'll never forget,
A story about you, and your cigarette.
Enjoy smoother smoking, choose wisely, choose well.
Relax and enjoy yourself: Light a Pall-Mall.

.....Pall Mall, Pall Mall,
.....Smoke longer and finer and milder Pall Mall.

I can also do Rayco Seat covers, ...Jello, from the Baby Snooks era...whole binch of others...(yep...we ARE showing our age here)