I'm from Milwaukee, and I oughta know
It's draft-brewed Blatz beer
Wherever you go.
Smoother
Fresher
Less filling, that's clear
Blatz is Milwaukee's finest beer.


Let's get together with a glass of Schlitz,
A friendly glass of Schlitz
Brewed with pride and just a kiss of the the hops (smack)
It puts real gusto into
Every drop.
So, let's get together with a glass of Schlitz,
A friendly glass of Schlitz
Real gusto in a
Great
Light
Beer.


then there's

Bring out the Hamm's Beer, bring out the Hamm's...

...and I can't remember the rest, probably because it wasn't a real classic.
-Joe Offer, who used to annoy his parents by singing beer jingles on long trips-