Onyane ken langer examples o this peculiar linguistic art? The ainly ither ane Ah've seen is a rendition o "Little Red Riding Hood" (ca'd "Ladle Rat Rotten Hut") that stairts as follows:

"Wan spawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe left wetter murder honor itch offer lodge dock florist..."

(Read it oot loud a few times...a grait bit tae memorise for impromptu pub/ceilidh orations.)

Yirs in jolly obfuscation,

--Cuilionn