I yam so danged sorry Rustic thet I made mention obv melons, moons, stars, rooje or ennything else thet wuld embarrass you in enny way. In fack I am flogging myself vigomously wif barbed wire as I type. Please forgibv my indissertion, I will try an do better. Roojed melons habv no place in a discursion on BS at all and in all liklihude, git me varnished for life. Tonite I will go out and moon the moon ef you think it will do sum gude.
Yerz,
Tweed