Dear sympathy column

out in the other world, i am cautious about personal involvements. very cautious.

i have met someone here that i have been flirting with heavily in the chat room - he has a v funny sense of humour which hooked me right in. how did this happen and what have i gotten myself into?

will he still respect me in the morning?

signed

outwardly restrained
virtually uncontrollable

ps put this on the what don't i like about mudcat thread, but they're all obsessed about someone called william shatner there. so thought i'd try again here