Ony yesturday I seen Wild Bill eating salad in a tv commercial. He had a strap-on siren an' was bein' spanked vigamouslly by a fine lookin' woman wif roojed avocados while the sireen went HOOOOOOoooooEEEE....

At least I think that's what I seen. It ran purdy late and woke me up from a sound sleep on the USA channel.

Rustic, I went and mooned the moon like you sed and got caught by the local police who whupped me wif radishes and tied me to the flag pole down at the town square. I hope this squares you and me as I feel thet I habv gone above and beyond to recclify ar bond obv frendship.
Ef you kin think obv enny obver display to mek you satisfied let me know an' I will try to schedool it accordianly.
Yore Sarvant,
Tweed