Friend was playing at a nudist colony years ago. He was a guitar player. He tripped while shooting a few rounds of golf, and another golfer stepped on his 'you know'. He was rushed to emergency where the attending physician said he'd have to call in a recorder player. My friend asked why. The doctor said, "You'll have to learn to finger that when you're taking a pee, otherwise you'll piss all over yourself.

Good luck.