In my bitter old age I'm getting to where I think there's something pathological about anyone who'd run for president and the only choice you get is beween two evils. I'm still hoping to be proved wrong.

There's a story from the early 1900's:

"How didja vote, Ed?"

"Well, I was goin along, and a fella come up and give me two dollars to vote Democrat...."

"So you voted Democrat?"

",,,and then another fella come up and give me three dollars to vote Republican..."

"Oh, so you voted Republican?"

"No, I voted Democrat because they was less corrupt."

clint