Dear cautious:

You cad! You have knocked me up, virtually. You with your whispers and wiles. How, now, can I return to my spouse. You told me you'd show me a time like none I had ever seen, and you did. Now, one of us is with child. I did respect you in the morning, but alas, I was gone. So, am I knocked up, or is it you? Please place an ad on this thread when you find out. The rabbit has died.