A friend of mine had her unfortunate "How do you feel..." interview with a bystanding relative following a major disaster enshrined in a BBC training video on "how not to..."

The Wicker Man was far, far worse than I had been led to believe, and the music truly dreadful. It should earn a place then at film schools as a dire warning to budding movie makers.

Other than that it ought to be banned forthwith from future transmission lest anyone be conned into thinking this is what our tradition is about. God knows, we have a bad enough public image already.