How about the cover by the Grateful Dead?

Seriously, the best song in this genre, except that it is more sentimental than hostile, is my own composition, titled "On My Butt".

The chorus goes: On my butt there is a picture of a lady/ I put her there to get her off my mind/ From the start our love was tainted/ So I had her picture painted/ On my butt I left the girl I left behind.

It will be available probably after Christmas on the debut CD by my duo, The Fabulous Porkskins. (Sorry to all you anti-copyright people out there, but it is registered. Still I love to see it used; just share if you have a hit with it.)

Chet