How about;    "I can't get over a girl like you, so you'll have to answer the phone yourself"

Or "The songs that we sang at the sing-song in Sing-sing"

A friend of mine use to make a good job of singing these two, but I've searched for the words and can't find them anywhere, and I've lost contact with him over the years, so I can't get the lyrics from him.

Fergus