Bit of a drift off thread there!!...Here's another (Slight) drift. A bit of a hit in the Folk Club I used to frequent in 60's had many Rugby and Mountaineering types who sang "Wee Wee Tot" to the Rum and Cocoala tune.
"When I was a wee wee tot,
They put me on a wee wwe pot" Etc...
Any one know the full lyric?