Catspaw, did you make up the line about a "singer of note"? If you did, my admiration for you has risen by at least 1 percent. Like Eddie, I think we've scared Mert off!

Mert. I've met Catspaw, and he's a great deal more sane than he'd have you believe. For more than 20 years he was the person inside the "Elmer the Safety Elephant" costume. Even though it was a plush job, he quit in order to become a professional insomniac.

Rick