Some grumpy mudcatter is bound to point out this is all a waste of time and of no interest to anyone, takes up our overworked hosts servers, or this thread already exists cos I started it and I dont like other people doing wot I am doing etc etc etc ad infinitum.

But he/she wont be the last because lots of people will post and say 'get that hair out of your arse' or 'lighten up' or just plain old 'get stuffed you grumpy git'

And they might be the last.