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Thread #59418 Message #1139235
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
17-Mar-04 - 12:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I beg your pardon, Amos! I, personally, am from the Planet Earth. I have never even visited the Whole Planet. Err... To the best of my knowledge, that is. Memories relative to some of those alien abductions are a bit foggy so it's possible I have been to the Whole Planet and simply don't recall it. Or maybe the Wholeians intentionally blocked the memory. Soldered a few synapses shut and such. I can't imagine why, though. What could there possibly be about the Whole Planet that they wouldn't want people to remember....
OH MY GOD!!!!
I remember something about it now! It's not the Whole Planet! It's the Hole Planet! It's where the anal probers come from! The little green fuckers who stick their nefarious devices up unsuspecting abductees assholes!
I think I'll go lie down now.