'Spaw will appreciate this one.

One day when I was in grammer school, Mom & Dad arrived home from the grocery store. Mother was in tears and not speaking. Dad was laughing so hard the tears ran down his face. They had been standing side-by-side in the produce section. Mom was bent over, checking out tomatoes or something. Dad let rip a huge fart. At the rude sound Mom jerked upright just as heads were starting to turn. Dad pointed at Mom.

Dad still giggles, and Mom's face still turns stoney when this story is told!

Janie