I sit down to relax, turn on the TV ...

and there he is, the guy with the tuxedo and
the giant thermometer.

OH-GOD-PLEASE-NO! It's "festival" time again.
The dreaded pledge drive.

The other night was "Doo-Wop" night, then it's
"Lawrence Welk Salutes America" ... tonight
of course it's Irish Night.

Will this mediocrity never cease? Who do
they think is watching?

I phoned in my pledge; I sent in my money ...
and STILL the pledge drive GOES ON!

The good part is, I get a lot of practicing done.

Love, Johnny