I am seriously out of touch with dating. There are no female hamsters in my vicinity. There is only an old and very foolish cat, and a younger human monster female named Zoe who is really quite nice for a monster. I am dateless and bereft. Where can I find a hamstress? It's a real problem.

Otherwise, though, things are good. Zoe's place is turning out to be a great home, complete with a non-carniverous cat. Pretty neat.

Corridus