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Thread #17531 Message #1140560
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
18-Mar-04 - 11:02 PM
Thread Name: Funniest Talking Blues Song
Subject: Lyr Add: TRAVELIN' MAN (Pink Anderson)
I do Pink Anderson's "Travelin' Man" as a talking blues. I've heard Roy Book Binder do it with a true melody, but I couldn't remember how the melody went so I just made it into a talking blues.
TRAVELIN' MAN (Pink Anderson)
Folks, I want to tell you 'bout a man named Bloom He come from down in New Orleans And made his living stealing chickens And anything he could see That popeyed man could run so fast That his feet wouldn't stay in the road And if a freight train passed, no matter how fast He could always get on board
CHORUS He was a travelling man Certainly was a travelling man He was the most travellin'est man There ever was in the land He travelled East, he travelled West Was known for miles around And he never got caught & he never got whupped Til the police shot him down
Well Bloom went down to the spring one day To fetch himself a pail of water The distance this rascal had to traverse Was approximately three miles & a quarter Now he filled up the bucket & started back Then he stumbled & fell down He ran back to the house, grabbed another bucket And caught the water b'fore it hit the ground
Well the police shot him with a rifle And the bullet went thru his head The folks was comin' from miles around Just to see if that boy was dead Telegrammed down south where his mama lived She was all upset with tears She walked up & opened the coffin lid But that fool had disappeared
Now Bloom was on the Titantic Ship When it was sinking low He was standing outside the railing And he had his head hung low Well the people who saw him jump overboard Said 'Get a load of that crazy fool!' But just 45 minutes after that He was shooting craps in Liverpool
Now the police caught that Bloom at last They had him up to hang one day The judge leaned over, said 'My good man Do you have any last words to say?' He asked the courtroom to bow their heads To bow their heads in prayer Then he crossed one leg & winked one eye And vanished straight up in the air