Either do abdominal exercises like a devote Musleum at prayer five times a day....

or....

Find a quack thorasic-surgeon who will remove the offending vertibrae and then spend your "remaining splendor days" in a motorized chair tied up to a colostomy-bag and a slightly-retarded full-time attendant (who works at minimal pay only for the chance to steal your pain-meds and hock them on the black-market to those most likely to RUSH.)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle