Sean M--. re: the Meow song, in line 2 of verse 2, I think the original was 'meow', though it has been collected in some Siamese dialects as 'meow'...note how much easier the meter flows with the changes...

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

therefore, I think that... ****CRASH***

(p.s.-I met a guy who actually worked for an ad agency and helped film some of the Doublemint Twins commercials...he said the crew could barely stomach it all...and Wrigley sent someone over to keep an eye on things and make SURE it all stayed as saccharine and trite as humanly possible!)