I love the way you crawl its so nice to know that I am loved for my talents Kampervan!

I can sew, garden, do massage and only ever speak when I am spoken to:) I can also attend to a man's needs - you know cleaning the bath out, hoovering, providing hot cups of tea, handcuffs, fetching ale like any good wench should

By the way would that mean we will be Mr and Mrs Kampervan ( I got a Romahome before Xmas!!) How's that future step daughter of mine?