I don't have the lyrics to Anne Feeney's "A Lecture From Your Mother", but it belongs on the mudcat. Each verse ends with the line, "It's from them that I'd expect to see that F-word not from you!" followed by the chorus, "Every time we have a chat, it's F word this and F word that. I can't control they way you young folks talk to one another. But I never want to hear you say that F word to your mother".
It's one of Anne Feeney's Seven Song's You Can't Sing in Edgewood, a local suburb, where the FCC might be seen as too liberal. Of course my mother grew up in Edgewood, and she thought the song was a howl.