The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1142077
Posted By: GUEST,Dee Keednappers
20-Mar-04 - 11:18 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Jou sheetbirds only weesh wee had your Keeng khandu een Toleedo, Spain! Sorry, but jou guessed wrong! Ees Toleedo, Ohio! Ees reely dee asshole of dee Junited States. Maybee dee asshole of dee whole fookin' world. Great place to keep asshole like khandu!

Hokay! Here's dee deal. Wee want ten meelion of jour US dollars to geeve thees khandu prick back to jou. Eef jou cannot come up with ten meelion dollars, wee might consider a hostage exchange. Wee will geeve khandu to jou if jou weel give us William Shatner or Bob Deelan in exchange. Ees fair deel, no?

Seegnal jour acceptance of our terms by typing the word "uncle" someplace in dee next ten posts to thees thread.