Where does this put us folks in The American West? Or the poor folks who live in what is/was called the Atlantic time zone? Or Alaskamike and Ebbie, one in Anchorage and one in Juneau? Or Mark Cohen, over there in Hawaii?

Geez, the Idaho Legion is sleeping in shifts now, those that don't sleep in their underwear or jay-bird nekkid. Do they also have to sleep upside down because of their position relative to Oz? But the most important question they have is, "how are we gonna know when the bars open?"