MISTY
Look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree,
Like a whistle that's lost it's pea.
Like a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest, that's me.

LET'S DANCE (Tommy Roe)
Hey, baby, won't you take a chance,
I left my rubbers in my other pants,
But, let's dance, etc.