Raggytash
I pay due tribute to thy valour,honour and loyalty to he who is not worthy of a listing in the credits.
But why such commitment to a paltroon who cannot come forth without a bodyguard.
I mean - Whitney Houston he is not! (she can nearly sing!)

And anyway, I've felt the roff of 'is venom before. A couple of large whiskies soon sees me alright.

And who is this Ken Little and 'is gentlemanly ways. Doesn't sound very scary to me. Another Scottish lager head I shouldn't wonder. Well just watch them all run scared when faced with a true English bitter drinker. That's someone who drinks english bitter, not someone who's english and bitter and a drinker.... oh sod it. BE AFRAID, O.K.?