Okay, Clinton,

Consider a T Shirt worn, say, 6 blocks down from Ground Zero

Illustration: (plane flying into two towers) and caption something like "AL Quaeda 2,976, Twin Towers Nil ... Party on Dudes!!!

Or, outside the Spanish Embassy: "201 Waiter vacancies in Spain .. apply now"

I dunno .. okay, they're dumb - maybe you can think of something worse than that .. I can't imagine, but you get the idea?

Offensive? But, then again, I live in a dull world.