AW MAN!!! I wanted to refresh the "Why do People Steal Toilet Paper" thread as a companion in pointlessness to this one and maybe even resume the "race of the stupid threads", but it's CLOSED! Damn! I guess I could ask Joe to open it back up, but I'd probably have to come up with some reason besides "because I'm an asshole and I wanna mess with people's heads".

Maybe I'll just start a new thread called "Why do men wearing socks with sandals steal toilet paper?" Nah! It won't all fit in the Subject field.

Bruce